Two short rips from the beach. Mission Beach porch life, cold beers, and pumping waves — plus the law of the beach: all men turn to rust. Includes "Run Weird Like Ducks On Dry Land," nominated for Best of the Net 2027. This is the Living Book edition: the complete illustrated book, flipped through right in your browser, art and all — both stories, the author pages, yours to keep forever. Delivered instantly as one file: download it, open it, rip the chill.